Cold Leftovers has been careful in remaining politically unaffiliated so far this year, believing that our influence is great and that any endorsements of policy, candidates or political parties would, in essence, remove our readers’ free will and could potentially take the political process out of the hands of the people.

While Cold Leftovers still believes this to be true, we cannot sit idly by when a candidate comes along who encompasses all that we stand for, bringing to the forefront policy issues that cannot, will not, and should not be ignored.

We know that the 2008 presidential election is one of the most contested and vital races in our great country’s history. Candidates on both sides of the isle are jockeying for position as we are rapidly approaching the Iowa caucus and New Hampshire Primary. Cold Leftovers believes that the country of the United States of America needs a candidate that can bring our country together and unite us as a Nation in a way that we haven’t seen in a very long time.

There has been - and will continue to be - a lot of talk by candidates regarding leadership, experience, and the so-called importance of the issues. Cold Leftovers, however sees that for what it is - a bunch of silliness, and would like to take this opportunity to throw our support firmly behind a candidate who encompasses the values and beliefs that WE hold dear: Ralph Wiggum.

Ralph Wiggum’s political platform includes:

• Immigration - Ralph Wiggum says:”Stranger Danger!”
• Government Spending - Ralph Wiggum says: “I only have this much moneys”.
• Partisan Politics - Ralph Wiggum says:”Everyone is invited to my party!”
• Bumper Sticker Slogan - “I Dig Wig”
• Ethics and Values - Ralph Wiggum says:”I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy.”
• Political Appointments - Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as the first Ladle.
• Foreign Relations - Ralph Wiggum says: “When we’re mad, we’ll use our words. The rest of the world will play nice with us. And only boom-booms will be in our pants.”

Ralph Wiggum: Hope for Our Future

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